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60 MINUTES · GROUP EXPERIENCE

Vulgar Display
of Gratitude

Use it when life gets loud.

For the person who gives too many fucks.
Learn a few surprisingly simple ways to keep more of them for yourself.

What It Is

An anti-spiral class, with a vocabulary.

Vulgar Display of Gratitude is a 60-minute group experience for the moments when one thing becomes five things and you can feel yourself getting pulled into a familiar reaction.

Instead of asking you to calm down, think positively, or pretend you feel differently than you do, the class starts with what is actually there. Then it changes gears: expression gives way to quiet, quiet gives you room to notice what is left, and only then does the experience move toward gratitude.

How It Moves

Get honest. Get quiet. See what changes.

Release

Breath, expression, humor, and a deliberately unpolished approach give the immediate reaction somewhere to go
instead of asking you to pretend it isn't there.

Observe

A binaural vibroacoustic meditation shifts the focus from expression to observation. No feeding the story. Just notice
what is left.

Gratitude

The final portion moves into a guided meditation toward gratitude, once the immediate reaction is no longer running
the whole show.

The Approach

You don't have to start with gratitude.

Sometimes the honest starting point is: This fucking sucks.

Telling yourself you should already feel grateful does not make the feeling underneath disappear. Sometimes it just puts nicer language on top of something you have not actually dealt with yet.

Vulgar Display of Gratitude takes the opposite route: acknowledge what is happening, give the reaction somewhere to go, let the noise settle, then see what is genuinely available on the other side. Gratitude may show up later, but it isn't the price of admission.

A Little Absurdity Helps

Laugh instead of scream. Or scream to get to the laugh.

Humor is not there to tell you the situation does not matter. It gives you another angle on it.

Sometimes the first crack in a familiar reaction is simply being able to see how completely ridiculous the whole thing has become. That little bit of distance can be enough to remind you that the reaction is happening, but it does not have to decide what happens next.

What You Take With You

Simple enough to remember when you're pissed off.

The tools in this class are intentionally uncomplicated. No special equipment. No elaborate routine. No perfectly quiet room required.

They are meant for traffic. Arguments. Work bullshit. The text you probably should not answer yet.

You may not have an hour. You may only have five minutes. But that can be enough to interrupt the momentum and choose what happens next.

Notice the pattern. Interrupt it. Make a little room. Choose what comes next.

Who It's For

For people who give too many fucks.

Vulgar Display of Gratitude may be a good fit if:

You can feel yourself getting spun up before you know what to do with it
You want practical tools you can actually remember in the moment
You prefer honesty and humor to polished wellness language
You cannot nicey-nice your way through everything
You want more space between what happens and how you respond

Life gets loud. You can still come back to yourself.

$25
per person
  • 60 minutes · group
  • Expression + quiet vibroacoustic meditation + guided gratitude
  • Simple practices designed to travel into real-life moments
  • Private groups available
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